Kristy: Eh? ladies' powder room?

Oink: Yeah, the bathrooms are segregated by sex instead of species.

Kristy: What!? I have to share with that cat!

I refuse to use a catbox!

Oink: It's probably OK. In the “Male” room, they had ordinary fixtures too. Plus some that were kind of scary...

Penguin: Oh, hey, Zeggpold party?

Oink: Yes, er, at least, I'm Zeggpold...

Penguin: I forgot to give Lt. Tougarashi your initial pay packets.

Oink: Uh, pay packets?

Penguin: Yes, recently the Eggplants decided that using money would be fun.

Penguin: They introduced these Eggplant Reserve Notes...

Kristy: Eggplant Reserve Notes...?

Penguin: Yes, it's the first currency backed by toast.

Kristy: Somehow I have a bad feeling about this...

Penguin: By the way, I saw Lt. Tougarashi in the hall, she'll be right back.

Kristy: See? Bad luck already!