Joint Toast Recovery Task
Force: Mission Log,
5. nanoHertz (28) −206j.
INV Berglundtrek ship's
main toaster reporting.
Approaching 5000 light
years from Urth.
We are still tracking
the ion trail of the
enormous pieces of
toast launched from
the mysterious toaster
found on Miranda.
Increasing intervals
between dropping
into normal space
to 27 hours in hopes
of catching up to them.
The mixed crew of pigs
and qats is getting on
as well as can be
expected. While the ship is
on “automatic pilot” (meaning
me), some of the crew
is in suspended animation...