Chili (singing): Shuffle, shuffle, my boyfriend is a bureaucrat!

But I think he likes his forms more than me!

Kristy: She's not bad, Oink.

Other pig: Not bad? She's great!

Different other pig: You lucky pig!

Oink: Form 193/Q!

Chili (singing): What 'bout my Pig!?

What about my P. I. G.?

Chili (singing): Which one are you going to kiss, me or that pig?

Kristy: Hey! Leave me out of it!

Other pig: What about kissing both of them?

Different other pig: Or one of us!

Oink: What? Huh?

MC: Thank you! Let's thank all the contestants!

(applause)

MC: The Sheep Judges will now retire to decide on the winner!

Before we hear from A Flock Of Sheep, I do have a safety announcement.

MC: We must request the all creatures taller than five potato heights please leave the auditorium.

Kristy: What an odd request.

But you can come out, Oink, the cat is done.

Oink: No I can't, I'm stuck!