Toaster: Purple alert! Purple alert!

Oink: What? purple alert? That's serious!

What's happening?

Toaster: Even in a purple alert, some formalities are required.

Oink: Um..

Toaster: Please put on an appropriate uniform.

Oink: Okay...

Toaster: I suggest a 403/B.

Oink: Does it really matter which uniform I wear during a purple alert?

Toaster: Excuse me, sir, but there is no time when uniforms do not matter.

Oink: Okay, I'm in my 403/B.

What's happening?

Toaster: I can't tell you quite yet.

Toaster: Please report to room 4 on “L” deck and sign in.

Oink: Okay, I've filled in form 488/Y, so I'm officially pig-in-command!

Now can't you tell me what's happening?

Toaster: Please report to the bridge. It's more dramatic if you see for yourself.