Oink: What? The elevator isn't working?

Toaster: Sorry, I'm conserving power for, er, well, you'll see.

Captions: Bridge

Mezzanine

U-deck

Laser bay

M-deck

Shuttle bay

L-deck

Impulse engines

Auxiliary Hilbert engines (provided by Qats)

(Main Hilbert engine is in the center of the ship.)

Toaster: Please hurry!

Oink: It's not easy; what are we doing, 3Gs?

Toaster: 1.74. it's the least we can do now.

Oink: Can't you drop use to zero-G for a bit?

Toaster: That would not be advisable.

Oink: So... hot.

Finally... made.. it...

Toaster: Splendid. I'll increase to 3.5Gs at once.

Oink: Waa!

Oink: Okay, can you open the door to the bridge now?

Toaster: Hang on a second.

Oink: Huh? Why? you were just telling me to hurry!

Toaster: Well, it will be more dramatic if you come in... Now!