Assistant: Actually, it's this bit they didn't like...
Sailor Pig: Oh, yes, and thank you for your help as well, Sailor Cat.
Sailor Cat: Glad to be of use, Sailor Pig!
Editor: Huh?
What don't they like about that?
Assistant: Let's see... Section 403-A “material likely to aggrevate interspecies relations.”
Editor: I see... and what do they “suggest”?
Oink: See? “suggest”!
Assistant: “Reduce physical contact. Perhaps a wave would suffice.”
Editor: No chance of getting Los Bros. Furutanis to do that in the next, um, thirty-seven minutes, I suppose?
Assistant: Ah, no, since they're on Mars accepting that award...
Editor: Oh, right... well, how about if we run those pinups...
Can you work up something about them getting the award, Jenny?
Assistant: No problem, Boss.
We already wrote up something for next issue, but...
What about the other twelve pages?
<and the winners are...>
Assistant: {sigh}
Well, let's see what we can do.
Slush Editor: Hello, Slush Desk.
Editor: This is Editor Aubergine...
Slush Editor: What can I do for you, sir?
Editor: Do you have anything, ah, twelve pages long that's already been approved by the censors?
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