Eggplants: We are the Rotating Eggplants of Doom.

Prepare to be detoasterified.

Oink: Rotating...

Eggplants..

of... Doom...?

Eggplants: Your diverse toasters will be added to our own.

Toaster: Detoasterified? I don't like the sound of that!

Eggplants: Voltage divided by current is futile.

Your toasters will be retooled to serve us.